Cereal is delicious, and hell, it's a great way to start the day. I would be lying if I said the prizes offered inside certain cereal boxes didn't sway my decision on what to buy just a little. Ok, ok, fine...it's one of the main reasons I buy it. But I miss the good old days when there would be cool prizes inside boxes. There was a time when I would buy my favorite breakfast cereals and there would be cool prizes inside... like...I dunno...a Matchbox racecar! Which was usually followed by something along the lines of "%$@# yeah! I'm sold!"

Nowadays I can get 2 Great Clips haircuts for the price of 1... Somebody pinch me, I must be dreaming...Just what I've always wanted.

What a convenient and practical prize. Thanks general mills... That's almost as disappointing as when you get socks as a present for your 7th birthday. I want to send their advertising department a consolation letter saying, "A 2 for 1 haircut special?! Really? Really!? What's next? A free trip to the dentist?"

They must be targeting the soccer mom demographic because there really is no other explanation I can think of for such a lameass prize. Fuck..I'm bored. I'm writing about cereal...heh. Still I wonder if there's a store nearby where I can buy some Count Chocula... I can't find his delicious Transylvanian ass anywhere.